Friday, February 12, 2016

till the end of time....but he loves you




Monotheism is dangerous" ~Osho

When it comes to bullshit. Big time, major league bullshit. You have to stand in all. in all of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims; RELIGION. No contest - no contest. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told.  Think about it.
Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things, he has a special place full of fire, and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer, and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time.....but he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. He always needs money. He is all powerful, all perfect, all knowing and all wise but somehow just can't handle money.
Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes and they always need a little more. Now you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy shit.

If, If there is a god, if there is, I think the most reasonable people might agree and at least incompetent and may be may be doesn't give a shit which I admire in a person and would much explain a lot of these bad results. So rather than be just mindless religious robot, mindlessly and aimlessly and blindly believing that all of this thing is in the hands of some spooky incompetent father figure who doesn't give a shit. I decided to look around something else to worship. some thing I can really count on. And immediately I thought of the Sun. Happen like that. Overnight I became a Sun worshipper. Well not overnight, you can't see the Sun at night. But first thing the next morning I became a Sun worshipper, several reasons, first of all I can see the Sun, OK. Unlike some other gods I can mention. I can actually see the Sun, I am big on that. If I can see something, I don't know kinda helps the credibility along, you know. 
So, everyday I can see the Sun. As it gives me everything I need; heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake and occasional skin cancer but hey ...at least there are no crucifixion, and we are not setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us. Sun worship is fairly simple there is no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money. there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to compare clothing. 
And the best thing. the best thing about the Sun is, it never tells me I'm unworthy, doesn't tell me I am a bad person who needs to be saved. Hasn't said an unkind word, treats me fine. So, I worship the Sun, but I don't pray to the Sun. Wanna know why? I wouldn't presume on our friendship. It's not polite. I've often thought people treat god rather rudely. Don't you? Asking trillions and trillions of prayers everyday asking and pleading and begging for favours, do this, give me that, I need new car, I want a better job, and most of this praying takes place on Sunday-his day off. It's not nice and it's not way to treat a friend. But people do pray and pray for lot of different things.

You know your sister needs an operation on her crouch. Your brother was arrested for defecating in a mall but most of all you would really like to f**k that hot little red head down at the convenient store. You know the one with the eye patch and club foot. Can you pray for that I think you would have to. 
And I say fine, pray for anything you want, pray for anything but What about the divine plan. Remember that the divine plan. Long time ago God made a divine plan, gave it a lot of thought decided it was a good plan, put it into practice. 
And for billions and billions of years the divine plan have been doing just fine. Now you come along and pray for something, well suppose the thing you want is in, in god's divine plan what do you want him to do? change his plan, just for you? Doesn't that seem a little arrogant. It's a divine plan, what's the use of being god if every run down smuck with a 2$ prayer book and come along and f$$k up your plan. And here is something else, another problem you might have. 
Suppose your prayers aren't answered, What do you say? Well it's god's will, thy will be done. Fine, but if its gods will and he's gonna do what he wants to, anyway, why the f$$k bother praying in the first place. seems like a big waste of time to me. Couldn't you just skip the praying part and just go right to his will. 
It's all very confusing. So, to get around a lot of these. I decided to worship the Sun.
 
This extract is from George Carlin's  Religion is Bullshit. video 
Religion is based on Astrology. 
Jesus is the 'Sun' and his 12 disciples are none other than the 12 zodiac signs. 
In fact the  no. 12 is repeated throughout the bible.
- 12 TRIBES OF ISRAEL
- 12 BROTHERS OF JOSEPH
- 12 JUDGES OF ISRAEL
- 12 GREAT PATRIARCHS
- 12 O.T. PROPHETS
- 12 KINGS OF ISRAEL
- 12 PRINCESS OF ISRAEL
- JESUS IN TEMPLE AT 12
 
Genesis 1:3 And God said "Let there be light." [simply because he is the Sun]
Still doubtful take a look at this Peter Joseph's Award Winning Documentary "zeitgeist, the movie"

Love always teaches religion, but religion can never teach love otherwise then why more people have been killed in the name of god than for any other reason?